This is so so good:

So surreal and hilarious, hard to know what South Carolinans will think of this. That's Samuel L. Jackson's voice.

I would love this to actually be Wevner Herzog but I have my doubts. Regardless, I love it. My flatmate and I used to enjoy Werner-style narrating the mundane action of everyday life (or as he would say "the fragile humanness of daily rituals, as if we were trying to escape the futility of our existence in this illusary sense of control over our surroundings") and so this really speaks to me.

hope you all had a wonderful day yesterday and enjoyed whatever presents you received. I'm especially happy about my wooden tie.

Cartoon by the talented Ed Contradictory.

Hat tip The Sly Oyster.

I adore Improv Everywhere.